[Hindi Jokes] Jokes of the Day

Jokes of the Day

Student: The guy who went out with Eve! Who is your best friend at school? Your princi-pal! Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? Because he only had one pupil! Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C level! What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie talkie! What is the strongest animal? A snail. He carries his house on his back! What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs? Anything you like, it can't hear you! What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away. Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost? Man 1: The time is three past ten. Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! Doctor to a rich man: Do you prefer a local anesthesia? Rich man: I would rather prefer an imported one. Doctor: Have you ever fainted before? Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees. Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night. Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then. Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn't do. Mother: That's very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn't do? Girl: The homework. Read More Jokes... Subscribe Us For Lovely & Innovative Mails...

 

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