[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot
pareshan karti hai, 
Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein 
malang kiu banta..?

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Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se
ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai,
jo aap k pass mojood hai

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An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein
Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or
dosray in ke Din kam.

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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend
before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De

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Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye
tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k
woh bhi Yehi pochay gi

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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