[Hindi Jokes] Just For Smiles

                 
Just For Smiles ..!!

     

Santa :   I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta :  Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!  

 

     

 

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
Daku  : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

 

     

 

Santa      :  Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet :   Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
                 Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

 

       

 

Banta :  Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa :  Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
       

 

Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa :   A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta :   Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa :   Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
       

 

Santa :   Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta :   Kyoo Ji ?
Santa :   Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.

 

     

 

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa     :   Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet :   Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa     :    Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet :   Phone Mere Liye Tha!

 

     

 

Santa  : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

 

       

 

Santa :   Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon...
             Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta :   Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.

 

     

 

Santa :   Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta :    Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

 

       

 

Banta :  Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa :  Kaise?
Banta :  Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

 

       

 

A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya..!
       

 

Santa     :  When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet :  I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa     :  How does that help?
Jasmeet :  I use your toothbrush!

                 

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