Sunday, February 22, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes, Quotes (22.02.15)




कुछ तो संभाल कर रखते...

देखो मुझे भी खो दिया तुमने..।।


सोचता हूँ की उन्हें इतना याद ना करूँ..

लेकिन आँख बंद करते ही इरादे बदल जाते हैं..


A drunk Marathi bhau enters a bar orders a drink and yells:

"Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"

In deep husky voice a man next to him says:

"Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is fair to inform you that you are drunk for sure, you should know 5 things about this place...

1. Bartender is Sardar,

2. Bouncer is Sardar,

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,

4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.

5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler. 

Now think about it. 

Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The drunk Marathi bhau thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
"Nako re Baba. Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!"😆😆😆😆


यूँ तो हर बात सहने का हौसला है इस दिल को

तेरा इक नाम ही मुझकों कमज़ोर कर देता है !!


अकेले हम ही शामिल नहीं है इस जुर्म में जनाब...

नजरे जब मिली थी मुस्कुराए तुम भी थे।💞


 Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:


Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition. 

Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called 

"Mother In Law "😂😂😜😜


When you are in love, you make wonders happen.

Once married, you wonder, what happened!😜


Neend To Bachpan Me Ati Thi
Ab To Mobile Ko Rest Dene
Ke Liye So Jate Hai....😜😜😜😜😁😁😂



An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

Repairer told : NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

Old man with tears in his eyes said : 
Then why DON'T my children ever call me ?


 Could not stop sharing 
🎋मिर्ची का स्वभाव भी पुरुषों की तरह तेज होता हे

लेकिन मिर्ची चाहे कितनी ही तेज हो 
औरतें अचार बना ही लेती है



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