Saturday, February 21, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] JOKES (21.02.15)




There are only 12 sun signs and 7 billion people. 

Each sign controlling approx 60 crore people. 

So if your horoscope says u r screwed... 

Then be happy you are not alone.. 


Mumbai is soon turning into the dengue
capital of India. Its a war out there ! 
Few steps to prevent mosquito bites :

- Burn camphor in the room..
The camphor does nothing to the mosquitoes but burns your eyes so much that you are wide awake and alert thru
the night to kill them with your bare hands.

- Grow a papaya tree in your backyard.
The mosquitoes will realize you already know the cure for dengue so they will leave you alone.

- If you are married - 
Keep a self attested copy of your marriage certificate on your bedside table.
The mosquitoes will realize what torture you are already going thru and will leave you alone......


It was five in the evening, the bank was almost closed. All of a sudden, the Branch Manager received a phone call from a lady. 

In a sweet voice she said - sir I urgently need Rs.10000. I'll reach your bank in 10 minutes. Could you please wait for me?

Her voice was so captivating that the Branch Manager could not say no. 

He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready. The cashier obeyed his boss with great reluctance . 

After a while, a dark complexioned lady with ugliest of face and a huge tummy came to the bank, presented a cheque and asked for the money. 

The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady. 

He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash
for the day and she should come next day. 

The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM if his intention was to not to pay why he was made to sit late. 

BM - Its the Universal rule of the banking that........
If words and figure don't match, payment will be declined. 😜😜😜


"पापा मैने आपसे झूठ बोला था,मै औफिस मे ओवरटाइम नही ,दोस्तो के साथ दारू पी रहा हुं. 
पापा -अब क्यों बताया? आपसे झूठ बोला था तो चढ नही रही थी"...👊👊👊😆😆😝😜😜😃😃😃😃😛😛😛😂😂😂



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