Friday, February 4, 2011

[Hindi_Jokes] Hum chal kapat aur dhoke se kisi ka dil jeet sakte hai?

 

Maine aap logo se aaj ek sawal pucha tha ki

"Hum chal kapat aur dhoke se sari dunia jeet sakte hai par kya hum kisi ka dil jeet sakte hai?"

Mujhe is sawal ke jawab hajaro logo ne die hai.Mai sabi logo ke jawab is mail ke

sath publish kar raha hu.Agar aap be apna jawab denge to mujhe khushi hogi

 

Aap ka pyara dost.

 Ganesh Kumble

ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com


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Pardeep Poonia <pardeep.poonia@ymail.com>
nhe bheya Hum chal kapat aur dhoke se sari dunia jeet 

sakte hai par kya hum kisi ka dil jeet nhe  sakte hai
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poonam bhatt <browneye_welcome@yahoo.co.in>

ham chal capat se sari duniya jeet sakte he but kisi ka dil jitne ki himmat
duniya ke kisi b chal kapat me nahi he tum chahe kisi se kitna b jhoot bol
ke use impress kr lo or uske dil me apni jagah bana lo par jab use sachhai
ka pata chalega to wo tum se pehle se b jayda dur ho jayega isle kisi ka
dil jitna he to sachhai se jito jhot bol kr nahi
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udai pratap singh <udaianjan@gmail.com>

MERA VICHAR  HAI NAHI GANESH BHAI........

KYO KI DIL TO BAS PYAR KI JUBAAN SAMJHATA HAI.......

 

BCOZ DIL TO BACHHA HAI JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.............
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Ritu Gupta <reetu1102@yahoo.com>

Hi

Hum chal kapat aur dhoke kisi ka dil jeet to sakte hai par jab usse sachai
pata chalegi to usse apne aap se nafrat karne se bhi nahi rok sakte. Aur
aisi nafrat jo kabhi na khatam hone wali hogi.

Aur vaise bhi jis riste ki jad hi chal par tiki ho woh kitne dino tak reh sakta h.

Regards,
Ritu Jain
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Sonu Sharma <ssonu21@rocketmail.com>

Dear Kumble ji

 

Namaskar,

 

Hum chal kapat aur dhokhe se kisi ka dil kabhi bhi nahi jeet sakte and ek pal ke
liye agar hum kisi ko moh maya main fasa bhi lete hai to wo pyaar sirf ek pani ke
bulbule ki tarah hoga jo usi samaye uthta hai aur chan bhar main gum ho jata hai,

 

Kisi ka bhi dil hum pyaar aur wafa se jeet sakte hai beshak us pyaar mein wafa
main kattu sachayiaan chupi hui ho.

 

so hum chal kapat aur dhoke se kisi ko pa to sakte hai par uske pyaar ko kabhi
bhi nahi.

 

Sonu

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Sangeeta Gautam <sgautam21@yahoo.com>

ham chal kapat se duniya bhi nahin jeet sakte.

aur agar chal kapat se jeetenge to thode din ke liye

thode samay ke liye. lekin jab sacchai samne aati hai to hamare pas kuch nahin bachta.

 

aur chal kapat se dil to jeet hi nahin sakte

bilkul nahi


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Kalpana Parmar <kparmar11@yahoo.com>

NO
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Babli Jolly <jollybabli@yahoo.com>

apke sawal ka jawab hai .JI HA jeetsakte hai. Per zayada time tak nah

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Anand Sharma <anand5072@yahoo.com>

Dear friend,
                   Koi bhi kisi ka dil pyar aur kapat se nahi jeet sakta.       


                                                          Anand
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Virender Chaturvedi <virender.chaturvedi@yahoo.com>
chal kapat se jeeti hui har ek cheez ek din kahin bheed main kho jati hai 

 par ek dil hai jo pyar se, tap se aur sabar se jeet sakte hai, jo har mushkil
mai bhi himmat aur haushla ka ehshshah dilati hai'

 

virender chaturvedi
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vishwas borade <b_vishwas2002@yahoo.co.in>

Agar Bhagwan Ko Jeet Sakte ho toh

 

vishwas

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rn mishra07 <rnmishra07@yahoo.co.in>

Dear Ganesh Ji

Good Morning

 

ham chal kappat se kisi ka dil nahi jit sakte hai

 

ganesh ji  mujhe aapke mail bahut hi pasand aate hai

aur mai aasa karte hai ki aap hamesa hame mail karte rahenge.

 

Mana Ye Waqt Hume Yaad Karne Wala Nahi

Par Bewaqt Hume Yad Kar Liya Karo

Mana Aapke Aas Pas Sari Duniya

Hamari Kami Ka Bhi Ehsas Kar Liya Karo !!

 

Dil Tuta To Ek Aawaz Aai

Chir Ke Dekha To Ek Chiz Nikal Aai

Socha Kya Hoga Is Khali Dil Mein

 Lahu Se Dhokar Dekha To Aapki Tasvir Nazar Aai !!

 

 

Thanks Ganesh Ji

aapka dost Rakesh Mishra

ganesh ji mai aapko aapna photo bhi bhej raha hu aap mere mail ke sath mere
photo ko bhi publish kar dijiye iss ke liye ham aapke sadaiv aabhari rahenge...

 

Rakes


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Dips Lucky <dips.lucky@yahoo.in>

No hum dhokhe se kisi ka dil nahi jit sakte

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Rakesh Ardawatia <halwairajesh@pratibhasyntex.com
Hum chal kapat aur dhoke se sari dunia Jeet 

sakte hai par  kisi ka dil Nahi jeet sakte

 

Hum Kishi ka dil Sirf or sirf pyar se he jeet sakte hai kyon ke jaha chal kapat
aur dhoke hota hai vaha pyar nahi hota or jaha pyar nahi hota vaha hum kisi
ka bhe dil nahi jeet shakte hai

 

Thanks & regards

 

Rakesh Ardawatia

 

9039305121


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Vipul Shekher Parashar <pvipulshekher@rocketmail.com>

Nahi hum nahi jeet sakte.kyunki kisi bhi insan ko phir wo chahe hmare maa
baap hi kyu na ho unko dokhe main rakhna jayaj nhi ha . Agar humne kisi ka
dil jeet bhi liya to kitne din tk aap use dokhe rakh sakte jb kbhi-bhi use pta
chlega aap ke are main ya mere bare main to us pr kya gujregi jra socho . or
us pr kya bitegi chodo uski nazar main kya respect rahjaygi socho-2 . to
kbhi-bhi kisi k sath bhi yr dokha mt krna pls . or ha if u think that he is cuning
us than y don't v . so frnd wht will b diffrence btwn u & him . it's my thinking i
don't no how it's if u like than pls rep me.
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Raman Mehta <raman.metha@gmail.com>
Agar aapka q gals ke regarding hai to aj ke time me mere hisab se yes.....aap
only chhal kapat or dkhoke se hi aisa kar sakte hai.....otherwise wo aapko na
hi to response degi or bevkoof bana kar chali jayegi...
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akshay hantodkar <hantodkar_2007@yahoo.co.in>   

ha jeet sakte hai lekin jab bhanda futega tab aap na ghar ke rahoge na ghaat ke

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Swati Sharma <swati.sharma749@yahoo.com>

I m fine Ganesh...Chal Kapat se ham sirf dhoka de skte hai...kisi ko jeet ni sakte.

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dilip sharma <dk412@yahoo.co.in>

oye kisi ka bhee dil duniya ke baher nahi hai.duniya jeet lee to samjho sare dil jeet liye
 

D K Sharma

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sunita datta <nitsunmoon@yahoo.co.in>

From Sunita Dutta

 

It is  said all it fair in love and war. Hum agar kisi se pyar karte hai par woh satve aasman
me chada hua hai  to  hame sare hatkande apnane padege  apne pyar ko samjhane. Lekin
ham use dhoka na de aur aape pyaar aur shabdon pe kayam rahe to  hum jaroor dil jeet
sakte hain. Lekin hamara pyar uske prati saacha hona chahiye

 

thank



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Balu Ghule <ghule_balu@yahoo.com>

YES

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Ankit Joshi <mr.ankitmjoshi@gmail.com>

chal kapat se ham dil bhi jeet sakte hain par woh permanent nahi rehta...
kisi na kisi din pata chalne par ham kho bhi dete hain...

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Priyanka Sharma <priyanoni@yahoo.com>

Hi ganesh

 

aap chal kapat aur dhoke se sari duniya to jeet loge lakin kisi ka dil nahi jeet
sakte aur agar jeet bhi loge to woe aapki haar hogi kyunki chal kapat dhoke
se kisi ka dil jeeta to kya jita agar kisi ka dil jeetna hai to sacchai se jeeto.

 

Your sis

priyanka


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kusum sharma <kusum_55@yahoo.co.in>

jeet tho sakte h dil......lekin baad me bada pachtana padega dear
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Neeraj Kr <neeraj_kr28@yahoo.in>

    Nahi jeet sakte hain.

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Ajay Sharma <ajaykapil88@yahoo.co.in>

Hi ganesh mene apka saval padha. And it's very good qestions.. Life me aage badhna
Assan hai but kisi  sacha Pyar pana Bohat mushkil hai ... Kyoki aajkal ke jamaane me
ye Sab kaafi mushkil hai. So better kisi se such Bol kar Pyar Karo. Kyoki sach ki
buniyaad majbut hoti hai jhoot se... 


Sent from my iPhone

 

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Bhaskar Palkar <brpalkar@yahoo.co.in>
AP POLITICS JOIN KIJIY
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Sachin Badjatya <sachin.badjatya@yahoo.com>

Namshkar

 

HAA KASI KE DIL KO PYAR SE JEETA JA SAKTA H.

TRY TO YO

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Bhaskar Palkar <brpalkar@yahoo.co.in>
AAP POLITICS JOIN KIJIYE

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Vinod malhotra <dishacure@gmail.com>

yes by all means


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letus_talk1@yahoo.com

Aaaj KAPTI LOG hi sab ka dil jeette hai.

Like .... Neta Sadhu or Chalo Ladkiya....

Baap Re Baa

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Pooja Malhotra <pooja131975@yahoo.in>
Nahi.........never

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Sky Angel <skyangelstone@yahoo.com>
Nai
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azad ali <mohd_azad87@yahoo.co.in>
jeet sakte per sirf kuch samay ke liye.
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SSRizwan Khan <ssrizwankhan@yahoo.com>

ha jit sakte hai becouse

kiyoki aaj kal ki duniya me scche dil walo ki bahut kami hai 

 

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Guddi Kanubhai Guddi guddikanubhai@yahoo.com

 

bilkul jeet sakte h...
pr vo dil dhoka k bareme jan jayenga to tut jayega to aesa karanahi nahisahiye..

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