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Sunday, November 23, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Sardaro pe joke sunte ho ab ye padho.... (23.11.14)

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👓Sardaro pe joke sunte ho ab ye padho....

Ek sardar hua hai is duniya main uska naam hai sardar HARI SINGH NALWA,

Iss ki murti baraak obama apni seat ke peche lagana chahta hai

Pucho kyo

Kyon ki woh kehta hai yehi mard surma maa

ne paida kiya hai jisne aaj tak Afghanistan main raj kiya hai

Chal ek aur

Do sardar train ke niche aa gaye isliye nahin ke shatabdi platform pe aa rahi thi

Balki lsliye ki train rokni zaroori thi

Kyonki angrej freedom fighters ko bandi banakar le ja rahe the

Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke army ke bhootpurv general ka bayan 65 aur 71 ki jung

Hum sardaron ki vajah se hare

Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke general ka kehna h agar Pakistan aur Hindustan ki border ke bich agar Punjab na hota......

Toh Hindustan ko Pakistan banne main do ghante lagenge Kyonki aaj bhi Pakistan sardaron se darta hai

Chal ek aur

World me ginti sirf 2% h aur sabi jagah milte h sardar ,India ke 50 % se jyada garibo ka pet Gurudware ke langar(khana) se bharta he...

Proud to be a sikh...

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[Hindi Jokes] SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA (23.11.14)

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SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA 🙈🙉🙊

1) Indian Parents want there children to stand out in a crowd, but expect them to do what the crowd is doing

2) Politicians Divide us, Terrorists Unite us

3) Its ok to Piss in public, but it's not ok to kiss in public

4) Every1's in hurry, but no one reaches in time

5) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom, than Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

6) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one

7) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them

8) We rather spend more on our daughter's wedding than on their education

9)The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath..

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[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris, Quote (23.11.14)

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Please take note that mopping n cleaning ur own house at ur wifes directives,

will not be counted as contributing to "Swachh Bharat Abhiyaan"!! 😝😝😂😂😂

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शादी मे बहू क्या लेकर आई ये तो सब पूछते है-----

------पर कभी ये सोचा वो क्या-क्या छोड़ कर आई है-----!!

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New style dhamki by Biwi ~

Tum jitna time Whatsapp n facebook ko doge,

main utna time jabong, flipkart, Amazon ko dungi. 😆😂

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ये पेड़ ये पत्ते ये शाखें भी परेशान हो जाएं..

अगर परिंदे भी हिन्दू और मुस्लमान हो जाएं

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स्कूल का वो बैग फिर से थमा दे माँ।।

यह जिंदगी का बोझ उठाना मुश्किल है . 💐

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What is the english movie name for Karvachauth?

'Fast and Furious'... One day Fast, 364 days Furious 

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Two Minutes Silence For All Girls keeping Karva Chauth For Their Boyfriend,

Who Won't Marry Them In Future :') 

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Sunny Leone Keeps Karwa Chauth Fast For,

"To Whomsoever It May Concern"...!!!

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"न रुकी वक़्त की गर्दिश और न ज़माना बदला,

पेड़ सुखा तो परीन्दो ने ठिकाना बदला ।।।"

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Ek sawal mujhe baar baar pareshani me Daal raha he... 

Ki...

Choti "abcd" badi "ABCD" se kitne Saal choti hai...??? 

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[Hindi Jokes] I Mahesh Popat a responsible citizen of India (23.11.14)

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I Mahesh Popat a responsible citizen of India commit that i will not throw /spit any garbage/ waste on road, street but throw only in dustbin or location provided for same.

I shall also spread this message among all my nearer n dearer ones.

I request to join clean India beginning with ourselves...🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

jay hind...

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[Hindi Jokes] Time for some Mumbai tips: (23.11.14)

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Time for some Mumbai tips:

1. If you are a real Mumbaikar and away from Mumbai, you get sentimental even if you hear words like Andheri and Bandra.

2. Mumbai - the only city where people no matter what language, religion and caste, express frustration by saying 'chyayla'.

3. The only place where even bus conductor motivates us "chalo aage badho"

4. For Mumbaikars - Burger bole toh bakwaas, vada pav bole toh zakhaas.

5. Mumbaikars - we will stand in empty trains and will fight for seat in crowded ones.

6. We don't believe that the train is gonna arrive until the time indicator displays "01 mins remaining"

7. Yes act dead if someone ask for your seat in "Mumbai local"

8. Mumbai - A city where people come to make their career and end up making their life.

9. A city with blend of different people and three things, 'pudhil station', 'agla station', and 'next station'

10. Slow local trains - the one which halts at all stations

Fast trains - the one which halts in between the stations.

11. Everything is fair in love, war and local trains.

12. You never say angry. You say "dimaag ki maa behen ek ho gayi he"

13. Mumbaikar to auto wala - sakinaka chaloge? Auto wala - nahi. Mumbaikar - saale dubai chalega?

14. Some words we use often - ghanta, waat lagayi, aai shapath, item, pandu, faadu, iski maa ka, bhai party, bantai, kat le, jhol, le bhari, ek number bhai.

15. Local trains are the only place in Mumbai where men are more civilized than women.

16. In India we drive on the left of the road. In Mumbai we drive on what is left on the road.

17. That awesome moment when in local trains you dont have to move towards the exit, you are simply pushed towards it by the crowd

18. In Mumbai matter word has more social reference than scientific (matter ho gaya bhai)

19. While giving directions you say right/left maaro aur aahan pe ek bridge Girega

20. If Borivali passenger gets into a Virar fast train. Thats a serious crime boss.

21. Once you survive in a Mumbai local during journey from Virar to Churchgate or vice versa during peak hours. Boss you can survive anywhere in the world.

22. Train timings (9.27, 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.

23. In every local train journey you will find atleast one person asking " arey yeh platform kis taraf aayegi?"

24. No salsa, hiphop, moon walk, B'boying or jazz can beat our visarjan dance.

25. No starbucks flavored coffee can beat of our own cutting chai/ coffee.

26. Nobody remains "untouched" once you enter Virar / Churchgate fast local.

27. There is a invisible station between Borivali and Kandivali called as "Thambevali"

28. We dont understand "humko and tumko". We prefer "tereko and mereko"

29. Second clasd ticket Rs 9 and first class ticket Rs 104. No difference. You can't sit in either.

30. Getting a virar fast train from Andheri / Borivali during peak hours is more difficult than getting into IIT and IIM.

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[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes, Quote (23.11.14)

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In 298 days and 450 crores we reached Mars ....and bloody hell it took 3000 crores ......

and more than 7 years to reach from Ghatkopar to Versova -- Metro Rail .😝

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लौट आता हूँ वापस घर की तरफ... हर रोज़ थका-हारा,

आज तक समझ नहीं आया की जीने के लिए काम करता हूँ

या काम करने के लिए जीता हूँ।

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बचपन में सबसे अधिक बार पूछा गया सवाल -

"बङे हो कर क्या बनना है ?"

जवाब अब मिला है, - "फिर से बच्चा बनना है.

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पप्पू---मम्मी मुझे नींद नहीं आ रही,

मुझे कोई कहानी सुनाओ।

मम्मी---थोड़ी देर ठहर जा, तुम्हारे डैडी आते ही होंगे।

टाइम पर घर न आने की कहानी वो जो मुझे सुनाएंगे ...तू भी सुन लेना

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Low Battery (Caller of the year)

A Young man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY"..:|

Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..😉😉😉😉😉😉

The guy was later nominated for Nobel prize for Innovation and Peace..😜

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जो फ़किरी मिजाज रखते हे वो ठोकरो मे भी ताज रखते हैं..,

जिन को कल की फ़िकर नहीं,

वो मुठ्ठी में भी आज रखते हैं ॥

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मैने सहा है गले मिलकर बिछङने का गम,

ए मेरे खुदा किसी को ऐसा गम ना देना

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"करते है मोल भाव भगवान

की मूर्ति खरीदते वक़्त ,

और फिर उसी मूर्ति से घर में

करोडो मांगते है.."

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Today morning my wife participated in swachcha bharat abhiyaan

and cleaned my wallet😂😀

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कल फिर देखा जलते हुए रावण को..

पूछ रहा था भीड़ से "तुम में से राम है कोई ?"

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उनका कंधा खुदा ने न जाने कितना मज़बूत बनाया है,

हमारी ख्वाहिशों को उठाते हुए

माँ बाप ने कभी उफ़ तक नहीं किया..

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