Hindi Jokes Group Mails: January 2014

Friday, January 31, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Boxing demonstration at the mall

Boxing demonstration at the mall

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[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Romantic SmS

Prishi Pari Ke Romantic SmS

Soch K Use Muskurate He Hum
Dil Ko Kahani Uski Sunate He Hum
Jab B Yaad Karte He Use
Sari Duniya Ko BhUl Jate He Hum.

Aap Aate Ho Ankho Me Chand Sitare Lekr
Jane Kaha Gye Khwab Hmare Lekr
Kitne Hi Dur Chale Jao Hmse Lekin
WaQt Ayga Apko Pas Hmare Lekar.

Aapki judai bhi humein pyar karti hai.
Aapki yaad bahut bekrar karti hai.
Jaate jaate kahin bhi mulakat ho jaye aapse,
Talash aapko yeh nazar bar bar karti hai…

Aap khubsurat hain itne,
ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai,
hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil,
aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai.

Hotho pe dil ke tarane nahi aate,
Sahil pe samundar ke fasane nahi aate,
Neend me bhi khul uthte hai palkein,
Aankhon ko khwab chupane nahi aate

Dil ka rishta hai humara
Dil ke kone main hai naam tumhara
Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara
Zinadgi bhar dost bankar main rahoonga tumhara

Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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[Hindi Jokes] Abandoned In Gorilla Suit

Abandoned In Gorilla Suit

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[Hindi Jokes] How much I love you is all i know

How much I love you is all i know

Today I m feeling so low as you are not with me,
I miss u every moment wherever I may be.

My mind sets no where and just thinks about you,
I wanna talk a lot with you but our talks are due.

My lips are trembling and calling your name,
I cannot see you in front of me and I m going through this pain.

My tears are in trauma should they flow out or lay inside,
they want to roll down my cheeks but could not decide.

My one hand holds the other as it cannot hold yours,
It wanders for only your warm touch , I m sure.

My heart beats gets faster wishing you might be here,
giving me the feel of joy, love and care.

How much I love you is all i know,
i just feel it and I dont want to show.

I miss you with every beat of my heart, no doubt
you are the only one of whom i can think about.....
Yours

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[Hindi Jokes] Obvious Thief thief steals chip bags & cashier doesn't notice anything

Obvious Thief thief steals chip bags & cashier doesn’t notice anything

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[Hindi Jokes] Lazy Sleeping Cop Prank, HEHEHE

Lazy Sleeping Cop Prank, HEHEHE

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[Hindi Jokes] A man Stuck to pavement prank

A man Stuck to pavement prank

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[Hindi Jokes] People parked in a 10min zone are boxed in by two smart cars

People parked in a 10min zone are boxed in by two smart cars

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Thursday, January 30, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shirt Thief Prank

Shirt Thief Prank

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[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
"Happy Valentines Day In Advance"

Love Doesnt Ask Who R U?
Love Only Says U R Mine
Love Doesnt Ask Where Do U Live?
Love Says U Live In My Heart
Love Doesnt Ask Do U Love Me?
Love Only Says I Love U
"Happy Valentines Day "

I Wish You Were My Valentine
Though I May Not Be Yours,
And I May, In My Ignorance,
Be Speaking To Closed Doors.
I Have No Inkling Of Your Heart,
No Hint What You Might Say;
But When I Think Of You
The Sun Will Just Not Go Away.

When day light turns 2 a darkened hue,
the lovely stars are hinting you,
your heart beats tells u something true,
That someone some where is missing you.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 2014

7Feb -"ROSE DAY"
8feb -"PARPOSE DAY"
9feb-"CHOCLATE DAY"
10feb-"TEDDY DAY"
11feb-"PROMISE DAY"
12feb- "HUG DAY"
13feb- "kISS DAY"
14feb-"VALENTINE DAY"..

Wen things go wrong… Wen sadness
fills ur heart… wen tears flow in ur eyes…
Always remember 3 things.
1) I'm with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

Here Is My Heart,
It Is Yours So Take It,
Treat It Gently,
Please Do Not Break It.
It's Full Of Love Thats Good And True,
So Please Keep It Always Close To U.
Happy Valentine Day.

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[Hindi Jokes] India Ka nark

एक बार एक व्यक्ति मरकर नर्क में

पहुँचा, तो वहाँ उसने देखा कि प्रत्येक

व्यक्ति को किसी भी देश के नर्क में जाने

की छूट है । उसने सोचा,

चलो अमेरिका वासियों के नर्क में जाकर देखें,

जब वह वहाँ पहुँचा तो द्वार पर पहरेदार से

उसने पूछा - क्यों भाई अमेरिकी नर्क में

क्या-क्या होता है ? पहरेदार बोला - कुछ खास नहीं, सबसे पहले आपको एक इलेक्ट्रिक

चेयर पर एक घंटा बैठाकर करंट दिया जायेगा,

फ़िर एक कीलों के बिस्तर पर आपको एक घंटे

लिटाया जायेगा, उसके बाद एक दैत्य आकर

आपकी जख्मी पीठ पर पचास कोडे

बरसायेगा... ! यह सुनकरवह

व्यक्ति बहुत घबराया और उसने रूस के नर्क

की ओर रुख किया, और वहाँ के पहरेदार से

भी वही पूछा, रूस के पहरेदार ने भी लगभग

वही वाकया सुनाया जो वह अमेरिका के नर्क

में सुनकर आया था । फ़िर वह व्यक्ति एक-

एक करके सभी देशों के नर्कों के दरवाजे

जाकर आया, सभी जगह उसे भयानक किस्से सुनने को मिले । अन्त में

जब वह एक जगह पहुँचा,

देखा तो दरवाजे पर लिखा था "भारतीय नर्क" और उस दरवाजे के बाहर उस नर्क में

जाने के लिये लम्बी लाईन लगी थी, लोग भारतीय नर्क में जाने को उतावले हो रहे थे,

उसने सोचा कि जरूर यहाँ सजा कम मिलती होगी... तत्काल उसने पहरेदार से

पूछा कि सजा क्या

है ? पहरेदार ने

कहा - कुछ खास नहीं...सबसे पहले

आपको एक इलेक्ट्रिक चेयर पर एक

घंटा बैठाकर करंट दिया जायेगा, फ़िर एक

कीलों के बिस्तर पर आपको एक घंटे लिटाया जायेगा, उसके बाद एक दैत्य आकर

आपकी जख्मी पीठ पर पचास कोडे

बरसायेगा... ! चकराये हुए व्यक्ति ने

उससे पूछा - यही सब तो बाकी देशों के नर्क

में भी हो रहा है, फ़िर यहाँ इतनी भीड

क्यों है ? पहरेदार बोला - इलेक्ट्रिक चेयर

तो वही है, लेकिन बिजली नहीं है, कीलों वाले

बिस्तर में से कीलें कोई निकाल ले गया है,

और कोडे़ मारने वाला दैत्य

सरकारी कर्मचारी है, आता है, दस्तखत

करता है और चाय-नाश्ता करने

चला जाता है...और कभी गलती से

जल्दी वापस आ भी गया तो एक-दो कोडे़

मारता है और पचास लिख देता है...चलो आ
जाओ अन्दर !!!

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[Hindi Jokes] 12 pre-wedding advice that Indian brides absolutely hate

12 pre-wedding advice that Indian brides absolutely hate

Getting married is stressful. There's shopping, relatives, weight watching and beauty treatments to deal with.
As if all this wasn't enough for a soon-to-be bride to have a nervous break-down, she also has to deal with
annoying advice that aunties and other relatives give free of cost. From being to not get a haircut till the marriage
to using all sorts of smelly fruits as facepacks, people can get quite creative when it comes to giving advice.
The best thing to do is nod along and then do whatever you feel is right.
Here's 12 pre-wedding advice that brides absolutely hate but have to deal with. Remember, you are not the only one.

Don't cut your hair: Please ignore. It's your hair, do what you want to do with it. There are lots of wigs in the market in case you cut it too short!

Don't go out with your male friends now: Friends are friends, whether they are boys or girls. Just have fun.

Stop eating chhola bhaturas: If you're the kind who eats when stressed, dig into what you like. Being happy equals looking good.

Start wearing salwar kameez more often: You're getting married not changing into someone else. Continue living the way you do.

Start putting papaya on your face for a glowing skin: Can't stand the smell? Forget it, your pimples won't vanish overnight, anyway. Just be happy the way you are.

OMG, look at your dark circles. Sleep at 10pm from now on: Come on! You should be having all the fun you want to right now, after all, it's your big day that's coming up.

Take more interest in cooking: If you have to after marriage, you'll pick it up. Don't stress from now on.

Be firm about what you like and dislike, but don't argue with MIL: No amount of advise on this equation can help. It all depends on your luck!

Take off the matrimonial ad now: Of course, you already did that. People like to keep stating the obvious, keep your cool.

If you can't be the sweetest bahu, just pretend: Well, this one's up to you. If you can...great. If you can't...pray!

Make sure your honeymoon lasts for weeks: Don't get married then...just kidding!

Don't even think of eating a meal without your husband: Please...eat when you're hungry! Your husband would do it too.

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Tere jane k baad kuch ajeeb si kahani meri,

Na koi zakhm na koi nishani teri.
Har koi puchta hain mujhse,
Kaha gayi woh dewaani teri,

Bas has kar ye jawab de jata hu,
Woh thi ek ansuni kahani meri,
Har raat meri tanhayi pucha karti hain
Kaha gayi woh pagli si dewaani teri,

Aur main bas yahi keh pata hu,
Woh hain ek adhuri kahani meri
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