[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,
Uski gali se nikla,
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Wo khidki pe aai aur boli,
ye saala bhi tapak gaya

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O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re

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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade zor se,
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade sor se,
Ab hum pyar kare ge bade jor ke sath,
Kyu ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath

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Bahu ka pehla aur dusra affaire sun kar,
Sasur na bahu ko mara,
Tisra aur chotha sun kar pati ne mara,
Saas kuch bhi nahi boli…..kyu?
Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

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Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota!

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Tu chand mange me chand de du,
Tu raat mange me raat de du,
Tu dil mange me dil de du,
Tu jaan mange………
Bas kar kya departmental store
samajh rakha hai kya?

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Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Unhone feka hum par phool,
Lekin gamla bhi sath tha!!

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Collage ki char diwari me ajib sa khel hota hai!
Khel-khel me do dilo ka mail hota hai!
Isliye har saal pappu fail hota hai!!

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Ye chand bhi kya julm dhata hai,
Bachpan me MAMA aur jawani me
SANAM nazar aata hai!!

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Har gali phulo se saza rakhi hai,
Har darwaje par ek ladki bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis darwaje se aao ge tum,
Isliye har ladki ko ek rakhi thama rakhi hai!!

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Is kadar hum aap ko chahte hai,
Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
U to hum sabhi ko ullu banate hai,
Lekin aap thoda jaldi banjate hai!!

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Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Jese bajare ke khet me bhes ghus aai ho!!

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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Hawa chale to lagta hai tum ho,
Ab tum hi batao,
Kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho!!

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Baat bahut khas mere sath ho gayi,
Kar diya humne ijhare ishq mobile se,
Lakh rupaye ki baat 40 paise me ho gayi!!

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Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Mujhe rumaal la do, meri naak beh rahi hai!!

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Aam pake, angoor pake,
mithe ho gaye khajur,
Ek rupaye ki chinta mat
karna sms karna jarur!!

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Aapki baat he har gali me,
Har ladki ke dil me aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamtkar nahi he,
Samaye hi kuch aisa hai aaj rakhi jo hai!!

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Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Gardish me gher lete hai kutte bhi sher ko!!

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Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga

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Dared dil me gum ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,
Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!

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Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!

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Lamha â€"lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho me exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo,
Warna pass kya tumhara sasur karvayega!!

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Zindagi me tum bahut aage jaoge,
Kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge,
Log kahege…….chal chal aage ja.

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Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!

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Dil ki baat chupana meri adat nahi. kisi ka dil dukana meri adat nahi. Aap sochte hain hum bhul gaye apko, par ithne acche dost ko bhulana meri adat nahi. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yun dur rehkar duriyon ko badaye nahi krte. Apne dosto ko sataya nahi karte. Har waqt jise bas tumhara khayal ho. Usay apni awaaz ke liye tarsaya nahi krte. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Jannat k mehlon me ho mahal apka Khwabo ki wadi me ho sheher apka Sitaro ke angan me ho ghar apka Dua he sabse khubsurat ho har din apka ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Na Rahi Aaj Wo Apni Kahani Na Wo Hasin Din Na Wo Raate Suhani Fir Bhi Hume Aziz Hai Unki Hr Nisani Chahe DilKa Wo Dard Ho Ya Ankho Ka Paani. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Aankhon se behte hai aansu jab bhi teri yaad aati hai, aaj hum tanha hain ye ehsas dilati hai, dil rota hai guzre hue waqt ko yaad karke, tu hi bata kab tak hum teri yadon mein yun tadpe. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dil ki gehraiyo me rakhte hain aapko har dam palko pe bitha k rakhte hain aapko dil dhadakta ho to suno gaur se har dhadkan k saath yad karte hain Apko..! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Waade toh bahut hai kiye hue, mushkil waqt main cho d ke chal diye, bewafa kahe unko ya khud ko bewakuf, zindagi me toh ab tanha reh gaye.. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Meri Tanhai ka mujhe gila nahi, kya hua jab koi mujhe mila nahi. phir bhi dua karenge aapke vaaste, aap ko wo sab mile, jo mujhe mila nahi.. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AAPKI YADON KA MEHAL BNAYA HUMNE ARZU KA DIYA IS MEIN JALAYA HUMNE BHULNE WALE TUJHE MERI QASAM KOI WO LAMHA BTA JIS ME TUJH BHULAYA HUMNE ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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