CHAK DE
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You need atleast 1 witness to prove a murder...
And minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage.
Which one is more dangerous?
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शेयर बाजार से मार खाया हुआ पति बैठे बैठे सोच रहा था :
आज पत्नी की तरफ़ ग़ौर से देखा तो समझ आया......
अपने जीवन की सिर्फ यही एक इन्वेस्टमेंट है
जो देखते-देखते डबल हुई हैI
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*नन्हीं - नन्हीं बच्चियों को . . .*
*. . . . . चार किताबें पढने दो साहब . . .*
क्योंकि की.....
*कोख से बच आई हैं . . .*
*. . . . . दहेज से भी बच जायेगी .*
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मैकदे लाख बंद करें जमाने वाले..
शहर में कम नहीं आंखों से पिलाने वाले..
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पेड़ को काटने आये हैं कुछ लोग,
मगर,
*धूप बहुत तेज है*
तो,
उसकी छांव में बैठे हैं....✍
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Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...
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Facebook is telling me to "reconnect" with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday :D 🤔
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It takes patience to listen..
it takes skill to pretend you're listening.🤓
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Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?'
Me: 'What kind of font is this?'😂😝
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इस कलयुग में रूपया चाहे कितना भी गिर जाए,
इतना कभी नहीं गिर पायेगा,
जितना रूपये के लिए इंसान गिर चुका है🙏🤐
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Time for a break.
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