Tuesday, December 2, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayris, Jokes (02.12.14)

 


CHAK DE

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Mere apne kahi kam na ho jaye isiliye.

humne musibat me bhi kisi apne ko aajmaya nahi!.....

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When you judge someone on their appearance or first words,

you miss the opportunity to understand another human being...

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Fark hota hai khuda aur fakir me,

Fark hota hai kismat aur lakir me,

agar kuch chaho aur na mile to samjh lena ki

kuch aur likha hai takdir me...

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Uss Fauji k bacche ko pucho diwali kya hai..

Pichli baar bhi Ma se lada tha Pitaji kaha hai.. :'।

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Bhai bhij pe bhai bahan k ghar khane jata hai,

ye to rivaz hai 

baki to bahan ki ek muskan se hi bhai ka pet bhar jata hai. 

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When Ambanis do Pooja, 🙏
Laxmi ji says -----
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Please... tu to ab rehne hi de!! ✋😜

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Kiya Kitni dafa katal nazore se usne~ ~

Kambhakat har baar ilzam hum par hi aaya...

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Chod diya usse uski khushiyo ki khatir....

warna apna Mukaddar usse bhi le dupta.....

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Chahte the hum jinhe unke 'DIL' badal gaye !

Kabhi 'SAHIL' to kabhi 'SAMUDRA' badal gaye!

Huwa kuch iss kadar pyar me 'KATAL' mera !

Kabhi 'KHAJAR' to kabhi 'KATIL' badal gaye

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Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.




Montu : Ahh!!! my wife is better,
She does not even need a subject."

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...Parakh agar hire ki karni hai to

Kabhi Andhere me milo,, Ae Dost,.,,,

......Varna dhup me to Kanch ke tukde

bhi Chamakte hai......"

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Aaj ki sabse badi duvidha.....

Mobile bigad jaye to bacche jawabdar
 
Aur bacche bigad jaye to mobile Jawabdar....

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