Sunday, September 7, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Guys this is the awesome msg i have read till date its really eyeopener-

 


CHAK DE

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क्या सिर्फ तिरंगे का डीपी रखने से हमने अपना देश प्रेम निभा दिया......
बलिदान ना सही पर हम इन छोटे कामों मे से एक तो कर सकते है:-

1. कचरा सड़क पर ना फेके

2. सड़कों पर पान तंबाकू ना थुके

3. नोटो पर दीवारों पर ना लिखे

4. गाली देना छोड़ दें

5. पानी लाइट बचाए

6. एक पोधा लगाए

7. किसी भी धर्म पर टिप्पणी न करे

8. ट्राफीक रूल्स ना तोड़े

9. रोज़ माता पिता का आशीर्वाद ले

10. लक्ष्मी (लड़कियों) की इज्जत करे

जो करे दिल से करे.....

देश को नहीं खुद को बदले.....

जय हिंद!!!!!!

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Guys this is the awesome  msg i have read till date its really eyeopener-

A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented the  local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took to catch them.  

"Not very long." they answered in unison.

m"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"

The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.  

"But what do you do with the rest of your time?" 
"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives. 

In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.   
We have a full life." 

The tourist interrupted,  
"I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! 

You should start by fishing longer every day. 

You can then sell the extra fish you catch. 

With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat." 
"And after that?"

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. 

Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.  

You can then leave this little village and move to  Mexico City , Los Angeles , or even  New York City !  

From there you can direct your huge new enterprise." 


"How long would that take?"  
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.  

"And after that?"   

"Afterwards?  Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing.  

"When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"     

"Millions?  Really?  And after that?" asked the fishermen.  

"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now.  
So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.  

And the moral of this story is: 
Know where you're going in life, you may already be there!  

Many times in life, money is not everything.

"Live your life before life becomes lifeless".

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Posted by: Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com>
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