Wednesday, March 12, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Jokesssssssssssss




Never underestimate the power of 3 things

1. Women angry for a reason

2. Women angry without reason

3. Women about to get angry & looking for a reason.


A wife's biggest ever lie to her husband:

"Tell me the truth... I will forgive you..."  


Family's Introduction!!!

A man from UP is introducing his family:

1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!

2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!

3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!

4. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!


सवाल - भारतीय बल्लेबाज़ों को सबसे ज़्यादा डर किन गेंदबाज़ों से लगता है? 

जवाब - अपने गेंदबाज़ों से !


गौर फरमाईएगा...
मेरी नयी कविता का नाम है..
" दो बूंद "

टपक... टपक..!!

शुक्रिया.. उम्मीद है पसंद आई होगी...!!


Never make a women cry...
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear
When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with 'Loreal' eyeliner (Rs.650) & 'Dior' mascara (Rs.2500)...
Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with 'D&G' blusher (Rs.2500)...&
finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Maybelline' lipstick (Rs.350)... 
This means that a single drop is ruining  Rs.6000
Pls don't make them cry guys... It wld b difficult to afford it .....!
Issued in public interest !

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