1813 - Women have no Rights
1913 - Women fight for some Rights
2013 - Women are always Right
It's really a Bhikari moment
when you're waiting for your turn to eat Pani Puri!
Never argue with a woman when she's angry or
when she's tired or relaxed or happy or simply NEVER!
I told my girlfriend she'd drawn her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
There are three ways to get something done:
do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it!
Why do women ask so many questions?
Because they have an extra 'Y' chromosome!
Women - beware of love!
It starts when you sink in his arms;
And it ends with your arms in the sink!
That moment when someone's zipper is down
but you don't know whether to tell them
because you can't explain why you were looking!
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to
throw the flower pot with it!
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